16 Reasons Why You Should Drink More Whiskey
Anyone with even the slightest hint of intelligence and sanity knows that whisky is the greatest invention since fire. It soothes the mind, relaxes the body, and warms even the coldest, most curmudgeonly heart.
We agree with Willie Nelson and Toby Keith: Beer is for horses, whisky is for MEN (not that there’s anything wrong with beer)!
Of course, we always believe that whisky should be consumed responsibly and in moderation. But we also tend to agree with Mark Twain, who said, “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” If you’ve had an exquisite single-malt Scotch, you know exactly what he means.
So let us help you out a bit. Let us stoke your already deep passion for all things whisky.
Here are 16 reasons to drink MORE whisky.
Are you feeling thirsty? Let’s go.
#1 - The Word Whisky Means “Water Of Life”
Of course, you already know that whisky is the water of life. But did you know that word actually means “water of life”? It comes from the Gaelic word “Uisge Beatha,” which translates to “water of life”. “Uisge Beatha” eventually morphed phonetically into “usky”, which then morphed again into “whisky”.
If someone complains about you drinking whisky, you can simply say, “Oh this is water. Water of life.” We suspect this is why Johnny Carson said:
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak."
#2 - Whisky Is Easy On The Waistline
It’s no secret that “sexy” is your middle name. As you sit in your easy chair, sipping your bourbon while wearing only silk boxers and a large golden chain around your neck, you are a veritable sex symbol. And it’s important for you to maintain your trim, dashing figure.
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